I want so very little out of life, really. All a girl asks for is:
a haircut that looks the same regardless of wind speed or
direction
to be smiled back at, by people I smile at
shoes that make you look taller, and look nice, and can be
used for actual walking
for only disabled people to park in disabled spots instant
mastery of all things kitchen-related
a bit of sunshine now and then
a worldwide ban on polyphonic ringtones
a worldwide ban on phones which give you no options save a
polyphonic ringtone
a cessation of all suffering, backdated to the beginning of time
— Belle de Jour
